Today I present a “guest” post from reader of the blog Martin! I do not personally Twitter, because I have FAR too many distractions in my day without adding another way to be connected. But I feel this captures the essence of Twitter. And I really like the last line. 🙂
Apparently it has a tune, but apparently his voice curdles cheese, so I don’t get to hear the tune. I am waiting for the souped up YouTube video complete with synth music and montages. Everything is better with an 80’s montage.
on twitter
copyright 2009
Martin Richard
cant tell
nights from days
cant tell
straights from gays
on twitter
cant tell
north from south
cant tell
hand from mouth
on twitter
cant tell
left from right
everything
is out of sight
on twitter
cant tell
girls from boys
tools from toys
jews from goys
cant tell signal
from the noise
on twitter
cant see the forest
too many trees
cant hear the buzz
too many bees
cant tell the sexy
from the sleaze
on twitter
might be here
from switzerland
might be here
from pakistan
might be here
from neverland
i dont need
to understand
i dont need
attention span
on twitter
cant tell
sir from ma’am
cant tell
viet from nam
cant tell the lion
from the lamb
dont need to think
therefore i am
on twitter
cant tell
where youre at
cant tell
thin from fat
tits from tats
doors from mats
cats from hats
this from thats
all we are
is brains in vats
on twitter
