Otherwise known as Cracked’s “6 Animals that just don’t give a F***”
I linked this on Twitter, but it’s JUST SO AWESOME.
I am going to watch this mongoose video every time I feel blue:
From the article:
On the one hand, you’ve got the very emblem of evil and sin — a scaled, wriggling tube of poison, fangs and death. On the other hand you’ve got what looks like a cross between a rat and Prince Charles. If they allowed bets on interspecies rivalries, we’d lay our money square on the snake, every time. And we would lose that money, for one very simple reason: because the mongoose isn’t fighting snakes for food, or for territory, or for survival — it’s fighting snakes because fuck snakes.
(The whole article is here)
And now, the honey badger SCARES ME. That thing will COME FOR YOU. And it will attack and EAT YOU with it’s nasty PUFF ADDER BREATH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=player_embedded
Be afraid. But also, be awed. I’m impressed, anyway.
Check out the whole article, it’s well worth it. Watch out for the Cane Toad section, that part will SEAR ITSELF INTO YOUR BRAIN. And not in a good way. You were warned.
